School Rules.
Do we look like we EVEN care? Huh. We tuck out our shirts, wear super low ankle socks, fold our skirts, leave long fringe and get multiple piercings. Hey look! I think school rules should jolly well just change to Double Earholes allowed. I can seriously tell you that double earholes are a common sight. But anyway, our school teachers are still terribly blind and the situation hasn't improved since last year until now!

Mouldy Bread

Yea! Go ahead and catch me! Just CATCH as you please! Confiscate my ear studs, I'll just buy some more! Yes, and what. You're just touching my ear studs which has pus on it (Due to infection and stuff, gah!) You've caught me 4 times at least since last year and I can tell you.

JUST SCRAM AND GO HAVE AN EYE CHECKUP

1: When you caught me last year, you SAID that I have 2 ear holes (And apparently at that time, I didn't have double earholes yet). Look! Are you blind or what? Just open your eyes bigger or do you need extra spectacles? Huh.

2: You caught me with a LOUSY excuse saying, "Your ear studs are all of different colours." Hey! What the fuck. They ARE NOT ALL OF DIFFERENT COLOURS. They are just BLUE & BLACK. So it's just TWO different colours. SO JUST FUCKING GO HAVE AN EYE CHECKUP.

3: You caught me for untucked shirt. I've nothing to say about this but I just fucking hate your disgusting old eeew smile.

4: You caught me AGAIN for my 2nd earhole. Yes. You confiscated my ear stud and stick. So in total you confiscated 2 blue studs, 2 black studs, 1 white heart stud and 1 transparent earstick. Yes. You're just dirtying your hands anyway :)


Teacher Blabla

She can be quite nice but yes THANKS a lot! You always catch me for low socks, saying that,"WAH! I CAN'T SEE YOUR SOCKS LEH!" when obviously, the school says,"The socks must just be visible in any sense" and my socks can be SEEN ok. Yes. I know. Most teachers are blind. I don't blame them, just pity them. Sometimes, they need our compassion if not they'd go nuts. Who knows?

And THANKS for helping me to tuck in my shirt :) Thanks for being a free maid :) Since you love tucking in shirts for others so much, you can consider being a part-time maid :) You'll probably be a great one eh?


Sucky Cock-a-doo (I wanted to use another name but oh wells, it'd all be too obvious :D)

Yay! Thanks for catching my shirt and I quote TJ. You have bad breath, body odour and you don't shave your armpits. I don't see anyone grosser than you. :)


*The first 2 teachers are rather obvious :)*

So you see, actually we can't blame most of teachers as they can be really really blind at times. We should just pity them :)
Oh wells, I actually spent 15 minutes lying on my bed, not being able to sleep, to think of this.
Haha. I feel so much better.


TEACHERS ARE AS BLIND AS BATSSSSSSSSSSS~