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You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend.
I rushed through the whole 'Juno' film yesterday, as Mum would be returning it early this morning to aunt. And it was so cool. Like I can't believe I fell asleep while watching it at Grandma's house yesterday? Well, it's really good. Just that there are just some unbelievable stuff. Not totally, I guess.  At the Ultrasound Check.  Leah was really pretty in this scene!  That Mark guy looks familiar. (Jason Bateman?)      Hamburger phone.  Juno and Paulie. There was a really heart-breaking part and I couldn't help but cry when the stupid guy, Paulie Bleeker (Awful name, and it just reminds me of that Paulie guy who 'auditioned' for the Click Five lead singer during Behind The Band Webisode Part 2.) was being a total jerk. I've got so many questions to ask whoever did the film. Like, was Ellen Page (Juno) really pregnant at that point of time? If not why during the ultrasound scan, her tummy looked like a real pregnant woman's? It doesn't look like a cushion in any way but I highly doubt the pregnancy is real. That'd be so weird. And why's Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker) called Superbad guy? He looks like a typical, well yea, geek? And he's not even like handsome. Well, fat face thin legs. Quite ok actually but he only gets cute when he's like nice to Juno? He looked weird during the sex part, and he was gaping away like a goldfish. -_- (Even though it was only one second) I think Juno is so cool. She's like cute and the coolest girl ever. Straightforward, rather mean, well yea, really cool. You guys should really watch it. Since it's quite educational. Though the story was kinda sweet, but it's almost impossible. Like seriously, at like the age of 16, when a guy discovers that the girl he has sex with is pregnant. And she's his bestfriend, not his girlfriend. Most guys would freak out and like probably start ignoring the girl and let her to fend for her own. But the baby, made Juno and Paulie get closer and finally, became a couple. Awwww, how sweet huh? How many guys would do this man. And the show has got really cool quotes, but you've got to watch it, and like it, and that's what make those quotes really cool. The part whereby I cried like mad, Paulie was a total mean jerk. Totally wanna slap his balls. Juno MacGuff: Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina Devore? Some of the other really cool quotes Ultrasound Technician: Well, there you have it. Would you like to know the sex? Leah: Yes! Juno MacGuff: No! Leah: Pleease, Juno, please! Juno MacGuff: No, there will be no sex! Ultrasound Technician: Planning to be suprised when you deliver? Juno MacGuff: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be suprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything. Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school? Juno MacGuff: No, no, no. They're the adoptive parents. Ultrasound Technician: Oh, well thank goodness for that! Bren: What's that supposed to mean? Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in. Juno MacGuff: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters? Leah: Or, like, stage parents. Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that? Ultrasound Technician: I guess not. Bren: What is your job title exactly? Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am. Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know. Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me? Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade. Juno MacGuff: Bren! Use a dick! I love it! Mac MacGuff: [a very pregnant Juno enters the room] Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! One of my favourite! Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. And this is really sweet? Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually. Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine! Juno MacGuff: What about Katrina Devore? You could totally go out with Katrina Devore. Paulie Bleeker: No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup! Total cheesy-ness. Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style. Bren: Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream. Vijay: I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count. Rollo: Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test? Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced. [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach] Rollo: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. Tough Girl: [to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown? Rollo: Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice. Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto! Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is. [Juno heads towards the bathroom] Mac MacGuff: Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt. Juno MacGuff: ...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, "Hi babies have fingernails." Fingernails! Leah: Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out? Leah: All right, how about this one? 'Healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. You will be compensated. Help us complete the circle of love.' Juno MacGuff: Yeesh, they sound like a cult, is what the sound like! And besides they already have three kids. They're just like greedy little bitches! Juno MacGuff: I'm losing my faith in humanity. Mac MacGuff: Think you can narrow it down for me? Juno MacGuff: I guess I wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good. Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples? Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love. Mac MacGuff: Are you having boy troubles? I gotta be honest; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up. Juno MacGuff: Dad, no! Mac MacGuff: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy? Juno MacGuff: Please stop now. Mac MacGuff: [persisting] Tore up from the floor up? Juno MacGuff: Dad, it's not about that. I just need to know if it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever, or at least for a few years. Mac MacGuff: It's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy. [Juno nods] Mac MacGuff: In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. Juno MacGuff: I sort of already have. Mac MacGuff: Well, of course! You're old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously [nods to her belly] Juno MacGuff: I need to go out somewhere just for a little while. I don't have any homework and I swear I'll be back by ten. Mac MacGuff: You were talking about me right? Juno MacGuff: And Bleeker is actually great... in chair. Definitely one of my favourite! Hahaha. Horny. Juno MacGuff: [voice over] When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see is pork swords. Juno MacGuff: Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active." What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being? I know nobody will read this but you will once you've watched Juno. Because it's real funny. You can like totally watch it here. And this song's really nice. Anyone Else But You - Ellen Page & Michael Cera The starting song too! All I Want Is You. This is the hamburger phone Juno and Paulie has. And then open it, and if you wanna hear those people's voices, you can click on the various numbers. There are some quotes, that I've mentioned above, especially the 'Oh we can make out, La la la' one. Pause 'Can You Hear Me' above. Cos this widget is really cool :D Hahaha. Well, yea, I think Michaels and Bens (Benjamins) are cute. At least for those that I know, plus like. No, not Michael Cera, he was only cute for a tiny little weeny moment. Michael Moscovitz is reaaaaaaally cute. Like way geeky. I love geeks! ('Cause they make the best boyfriends too!)  From Wikipedia: Michael Moscovitz: To Mia, for most of the novels, the love of her life and the only reason for living. He is Lilly's older brother. He begins the series as a senior at Albert Einstein High School. He is like Lilly in that he is highly intelligent and academic, but unlike his younger sister, Michael is much more socially adept. He is proven to be a very perceptive and a "wise beyond his years" sort of young man. Michael is often referred to as the most normal of his family (who are all a bit neurotic), and he is often displayed as the backbone of his family. He is also the treasurer of the computer club and co-valedictorian. Mia notes that he has a "surprisingly" well-defined chest. He is a fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Star Wars. Mia has a crush on Michael until Princess in Love, when they become boyfriend and girlfriend the night before Mia has to leave to spend her Christmas in Genovia. They remain a couple until the end of volume eight, where Mia breaks up with him on account of his "dishonesty" (specifically his omissions relating to his relationship with Judith Gershner), the night before he is to fly to Japan for a year where a company has expressed interest in his robotic arm prototype that will replace open heart surgery. Though, in the ninth installment Mia reveals to her psychologist, Dr. Knutz, that "dishonesty" wasn't the real reason she ended things, but actually more of an excuse as she felt extremely inferior to him, and felt it likely that he would dump her very soon for someone better. At the beginning of the ninth book, Mia attempts to salvage their relationship, but Michael refuses. At the end of the ninth installment, Michael and Mia begin to reform a relationship in the form of friendship, though Mia is still in love with him. It is not completely clear what Michael's feelings are, as he alluded to the fact (more than once throughout the series) that he was very serious about Mia, to the extent of marrying her and becoming her Consort. But he broke up with her all the same. Ok, sounds like a jerk at the end. But I don't know, maybe I'll still love him for the moment till I read until Book 8. I'm still on Book 4! I can't find the time to read. Thanks to holy EOYs! Well yea ok, I know this is getting boring. Yea, I must start indulging myself in books. Maybe I should consider being a nerd 8-) Hahaha, Xuan and Maowei were talking about University stuff and so I just kept listening and they were telling me about the various CCAs. And since one was from Arts Facualty and the other was from Science Facualty, they were like trying to make me go to their facualty. And Xuan was like,"She doesn't like science! Hahaha." Yea but the CCAs sound really interesting. There's like a CCA, that trains you how to be a DJ! Hahahaha. So cool yea. I think if I ever had the chance to go to Uni, I would want to go to Arts Faculaty. There are cool modules like Psychology :D Byebye :D |
