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Hello, I'm Huien. Member of It's F, Bitch, with the title of Lucky Cute Bitch. |
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I’m looking at you and my heart loves the view.
Wth! My bro is actually watching FTLY!! But well, I guess it's alright since I'm watching Xiao Yu Er Yu Hua Wu Que (Again...). Still, it's weird to see some guy (Especially someone like Bro) to watch some Taiwanese idol drama -_-Sometimes I really don't understand parents. I think Momo was trying to be 'funny' this morning again, and kept saying I had a boyfriend, who isn't very tall. I guess if I got all agitated and increased the volume of my voice, I would have been slapped in my face. I think I kind of understood her thinking and character this morning, through her conversation with the maid. From what I heard, her character to me was, First, she talks nicely, then when you talk to her about something and try to prove that you're right and not wrong, her voice level will start to increase, probably trying to use that to emphasise on what she's saying and maybe also might help her 'win' the conversation, and when she realises that you're obviously not giving a damn about what she's saying, she will erupt and use her authority over you so you'll shut up. It's gonna be tiring for the next few days T_T I need to start mugging and be a nerd!!!! 8'( The Outline Dear -someone-,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_),-Your name- 1. What’s the colour of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red- Our affair is over White – I’m joining the Convent Black - I dislike your eyelashes Green - Our socks don’t match Grey - You’re a pervert Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You’re mean Other - I’m in love with your cat 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February - Last year when you peed your pants March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When you smacked my butt August - When I saw the purple monkey September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub October - When I quoted Forest Gump November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Lasagna- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4. What’s the colour of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put whipped cream on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5. What’s the colour of your undies? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude Other - The elephant in the corner 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs- Man O.C.- Emotional One Tree Hill- Open Heroes- Frostbitten Lost- High House- Sly Simpsons- Cowardly The news- Scarred Idol- Masochistic Family Guy- Senile Top Model- Middle-class Annat- Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid Other - That your driving sucks 8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - Your Elton John poster Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from Vegas Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your car 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it C/D - The oil tank from your car E/F - Your neighbour’s dog G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of that blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your glass eye Y/Z - Your credit cards 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises C/D - Never will forget that night E/F - Always wanted to break your leg G/H – Hate your cooking I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – Am better off without you 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship is ruined Beer – you should stop picking your nose Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change England - Good luck in jail China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Kiss my butt France – With tears of sadness Spain - Go drown yourself Dear bitch,I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes.I think I realised it When you put cuffs on me, In your car and I saw you Sit on My salt-beef bucket. I’m sure you’re Emotional enough to understand That Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I’ll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and You ruined my attempts at another world war.Greetings to your frog Leonard, Lucky Cute Bitch P.S. I don't watch any of the shows mentioned in 6 but I'm planning to watch The O.C. Hello? There's Rooney.  欣怡: 有人說女人被騙第一次是純真, 第二次是無知, 第三次就是愚蠢 存希: 我只知道第一次是偶然, 第二次是必然, 第三次是命中注定 存希: 人生就像一场赌局，不可能把把都赢，只要筹码在自己手上，就永远都会有希望。 |
